Pronounce Our /Names/ Hoodie with Pockets and Drawstring

This hoodie doesn’t ask for correct pronunciation—it demands it. Your name, spelled phonetically like a stylish ultimatum, right across the front. And on the back, a unique way to spell your name.

✨ Features:

• Cropped cut for maximum style and minimum tolerance
• Soft cotton/poly blend that keeps you warm while you burn bridges (gently)
• Adjustable hood + kangaroo pocket for emotional support and snacks
• Ethically made, because you believe in justice—starting with your name
• Two stunning fonts to choose from as well as your choice of symbol (none, slashes, or brackets). The thick underline underneath part of the name indicates the stressed syllable. Some names may have multiple bars. Bars typically come in yellow or green. Don't worry — I'll make sure it looks gooooood.

Care tip: Machine wash cold. Tumble dry medium. Do not bleach your personality or your hoodie.